Defense Tactics Enthusiast Gifts

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Here's the weak point."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Trojan Chess

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Next Terrifying Military Threats

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

The Trench-Sealer

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.