Defense Strategies Aficionado Gifts

"Brilliant... We'll take it"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Challenge and solution

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"Here's the weak point."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Mission accomplished.

Military history

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

Syria / Israel.

"Accepting change involves more than changing the 'Managing Change' meeting to next month!"

"Nothing's wrong - it's a managerial technique I learned from my mother."

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