Defense Strategies Aficionado Gifts

"Brilliant... We'll take it"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

That's What Happens

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Challenge and solution

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"Here's the weak point."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Mission accomplished.

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

The Thing That Won't Leave

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Military history

When a nanosecond is forever.

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

Grim Reaper and the 7th

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

What's in a Terrorist Name?

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Drones, Explained

Next Terrifying Military Threats

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

Syria / Israel.