Defense Strategy Lover Gifts

"My goal was to have our moat seen throughout the lands as an impenetrable line of defense. Not a fun vacation spot."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

That's What Happens

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"I love fast break business success."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Count Von Moltke.

Mission accomplished.

The Thing That Won't Leave

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

When a nanosecond is forever.

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'This is us.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

Brexit Relocation Strategy

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

Drones, Explained