Battle Tactics Enthusiast Gifts

Defense VS Offense

Servicemen.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Military history

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Battle.

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Roman paramedic.

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'You're obsessing again.'

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"