Battle Tactics Analyst Gifts

Servicemen.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Defence Cutbacks.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Oooops!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

US fears missile competition.

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

Francois Hollande

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Ready for Hillary, 2017/Overseas Edition

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Iraqi Insurgents.

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Boomerang

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

General's Coin Toss

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'