Military Strategy Analyst Gifts

Ready for Hillary, 2017/Overseas Edition

No Alternative

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Servicemen.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

That's What Happens

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Intolerable

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Defence Cutbacks.

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Foxhole - digging robot

Trouble everywhere...

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"