Strategy Analyst Gifts

Microsoft Merger

Asmymetric Warfare. The Early Years. . .

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'More government surveillance!'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

The commentators want to run the officials...

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

Government Intelligence

The EP-21 spy plane.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."