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Microsoft Merger

Asmymetric Warfare. The Early Years. . .

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Legalish

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

The commentators want to run the officials...

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

Government Intelligence

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.