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Nuclear Nations Non-nuclear nations.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

The commentators want to run the officials...

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Aggression/Security

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'