Intelligence Analyst T-Shirts

'Well, no, I don't see any patterns in this data, but I did see Elvis in my oatmeal this morning!'

'Information gathering.'

'I see weapons of mass destruction!'

"[Redacted]"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'You know, sometimes we have to sacrifice some of our personal freedoms...'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

'Honey, it's me. . . and whoever else is listening at the NSA. . .'

Government Intelligence

Cryptologists Anonymous

Binge Viewing...

"It's just the government, dear..."

George Orwell - 2013

The long arm of the law. . . Your personal e-mails.

National Security Agency: If at first you don't succeed, spy, spy again!

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"He's definitely made several terroristic threats...but then again, he did like the government on Facebook."

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

NSA Scandal.

Domestic Espionage

"No, you haven't breached the Official Secrets Act. It's your access to common knowledge that worries us."

'Don't worry. . . I've got him under control!'

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

Army Navy Store - Sale on Used Government Spyware!

Spying Circle.

"Just a reminder, if you purchase the whole case of Russian vodka, you get a 20% rebate, and a subpoena to appear before the House Intelligence Committee."

Nothing to Worry About

A Remarkable Coincidence

After a Lot of Hype, Russian Interference Turns Out Not to Amount to Much

Is That Angela Merkel's...?