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"I'm your therapy robot, Mr. Berkowitz. My role is to help people with technology phobias."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Robotic Man

"Morning, all!"

"National security adviser"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

The Life of Pi

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Time Is Money

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'