Ai Engineer T-Shirts

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."

Kiosks: Information...Know It- All.

"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Where do you see yourself in five updates?"

"The AI recognizes your face, but it refuses to acknowledge your existence."

'We want people to see the human side of IT.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"You're only interested in my body, aren't you?"

"I thought they were only going to take our jobs."

"This robot learns from its mistakes - except when it comes to personal relationships."

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Robotic Man

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."