Ai Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"A-ha, I've proven them wrong! The computer, my one and only friend, says I have high EQ."

"Sir, the robots have gained sentience and are demanding better working conditions."

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

"Relax, I've come for your software."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Boss, there's a computer on the line. It want's to know what to do with a stupid user who doesn't work!'

'Oh, good. . .a live person.'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

Now Hiring! Artificial Intelligence A Plus!

'The new automated systems have cut patient appointment times in half!'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"Remember humans?"

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Woah - remember humans?"

"...and in here we just let the computers get on with it."

'What it comes down to is this thing is capable of telling us a lot more than we really want to know.'

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

Robots In The Boardroom

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

"Oh, sure! Blame the robot!"

"The robot you sold me is cheaper and more precise than my human workers, but I can't discuss the football with it and it doesn't fetch my coffee!"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"Since AI is replacing artists and intellectuals, I'm glad I'm an idiot."

Mayot: 'Nobody wanted the job, so the computer became mayor.'

I think therefore I am.

'I'm sorry but we're going to have to replace you with a human.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.