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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"A-ha, I've proven them wrong! The computer, my one and only friend, says I have high EQ."

"Sir, the robots have gained sentience and are demanding better working conditions."

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

"Relax, I've come for your software."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

'Oh, good. . .a live person.'

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'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Boss, there's a computer on the line. It want's to know what to do with a stupid user who doesn't work!'

"Remember humans?"

'The new automated systems have cut patient appointment times in half!'

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Oh, sure! Blame the robot!"

"The robot you sold me is cheaper and more precise than my human workers, but I can't discuss the football with it and it doesn't fetch my coffee!"

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

"Woah - remember humans?"

'What it comes down to is this thing is capable of telling us a lot more than we really want to know.'

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

"...and in here we just let the computers get on with it."

"It's an email from their computer apologizing for the human error."

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

No, I'm not a robot

"What did people do before they had robots?"

"Alexa picked it out."

"Where do you see yourself in five updates?"