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Killer Robots

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Evolution.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

I think therefore I am.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

Baby Potty Training Robot

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"