Ai Fanatic Gifts

Killer Robots

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Evolution.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I got connected to the internet!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

I think therefore I am.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"