Avian Fanatic Gifts

'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Do me next."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

bird interprets modern art

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Caliologist

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

The Raven in Flight

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'You reek of crackers.'