Avian Art Fan Gifts

bird interprets modern art

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'I think he's lonely.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Do you think the birds like me?"