Art Fan Gifts

Pharaoh Cocoon

Icarus' mistake

Dorian Gray had a terrible secret- he kept a portrait of Keith Richards in his attic,

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

Pink Lion

Red Whine

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Larry's used art

"Cat box"

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

The height of fashion in 1796

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Selfie

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The overthinker"

Wagging Dog

"You're welcome."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'