Art Fan Gifts

Pharaoh Cocoon

Icarus' mistake

Dorian Gray had a terrible secret- he kept a portrait of Keith Richards in his attic,

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

Pink Lion

Red Whine

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Larry's used art

"Cat box"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"You're welcome."

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"