Fine Art Fan Gifts

Munch Master.

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"Cat box"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Double Saxophone

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'