Fine Art Fan Pillows

Munch Master.

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"Cat box"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Picasso: The Early Years

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Pray for me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Double Saxophone

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Flying in Formation.

"Habanero ..."