Performance Art Fan Gifts

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

Taking a peek at the audience

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Tom thought the meetings might be more interesting if he 'performed' his report.'

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

"Anyone for tennis?"

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

A singer launches her mouth from her face.

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

Magic

The actors' guild

John Cooper Clarke

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Pink ballerina

'See dear, here's the topless dancer now!'

"I'm running away to join the Cirque du Soleil."

Crazy Dan and the Crazy Dan Dancers

"Charming, absolutely charming."

When you think about it, it's kinds weird lig-synching "I Gotta Be Me."

Mime School Scams. It's $350. But we provide your box, rope and leaning wall.

Lion Tamer ?

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Higher!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Did you order an invisible box?'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Mime Artist Begging Without Words