Experimental Art Fan Gifts

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Cat box"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Cat Tie

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Joan Hickson

Taking a peek at the audience

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Wagging Dog

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Pray for me.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Cheesie Rider

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Double Saxophone