Conceptual Art Fan Gifts

Sculpting

'He really captured her in this one.'

"Shadows! When did we get shadows?"

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Man Drowns in Globe

'I've owned this painting for 25 years, and it still isn't saying anything to me.'

Figures 1 to 4.

Slant On Art

'I can't believe I'm here. I've never been so embarrassed in my life.'

Plane Migration.

I'm a minimalist.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Cat box"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Cat Tie

Joan Hickson

Taking a peek at the audience

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Wagging Dog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Convenience.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'