Minimalist Art Fan Gifts

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'No photographs!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

That shows business confidence.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

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Wagging Dog

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Now this I get."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Hoarder."

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