Minimalist Enthusiast Gifts

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'

Buddhist Monks Enter a Self-Storage Depot

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

You need to simplify your life. Start with a smaller bag.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Enviousness, crime, fear... money causes the most of the trouble on Earth. So why don't you just give me all your money and live a much happier life?'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'First, the office walls went, then the ceilings and floors and now, well, here we are.'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Wordplay: Minimalism.

'We did consider furniture, but this way is just so much easier to vacuum.'

Man reading book 'Feng Shui for Micro Apartments.'

EAT: Ambience-free cusine

"It's a minimalist production-after we paid for the venue we couldn't afford a set."

'How come you never carry the money clip I got you for your birthday?' 'The quarters keep falling out.'

I'll take speed over security anytime.

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'No - no - no - Cassina! These are 'Surfaces' - they're not for putting things on.'

Overworked Minimalism

"Have you the same thing in black?"

"I'm sorry, but you knew I had a temper when we first met."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Junk Mail - "It's from the landfill."

"I just love your Lounge Roger. It's got a real minimalist feel to it."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"Minimalist furniture designers. Continually striving for less."

Pack lightly

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

'Should we get renter's insurance for the plant, dear?'

Buyables. Disposables.

"Get me room service."