Minimalism Enthusiast Gifts

"We're decluttering."

'Less is more - more or less.'

"I got a minimalist designer in."

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"Hoarder."

'I thought it was the ultimate expression of minimalism, but it turns out the gallery's lost its funding.'

Minimalist Apartment rejects old furniture.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Phil Loomis, between office decor fads.

"You and your indoor pool!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Minimalist Art

"Your work needs to be less 'obvious', three people understood it."

'This is it sir, its a concept, pop up cafe, should I explain our philosophy?'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

"When did you buy that Hoover?"

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

"Well, we said we were going to simplify our lives and we did."

Minimalists. What won't they think of next?

"My secret to having enough closet space? My husband's a nudist."

Minimalism exhibition...

Not much money, glory, or praise

A Sampling Of Calvin Klein Housewares '96

"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Apple Redesigns The Bowling Ball

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

"Can I bum a twenty?"

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

I love what you've done with the place.

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

"I'd like you to meet Stan, the perfect neutral for Fall."