Conceptual Art Admirer Gifts

"Twenty dollars? Who does it-Christo?"

Hope

"A line, and the way the line thinks of itself."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Convenience.

Now go wash your hands.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well, that one got away."

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Apple Pie Abduction

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"Now this I get."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Surreal ale

"Things are looking up!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

I painted them all from memory.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

The Cremaster Cycle

"Feel better, dear?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Mouse with a cat cake.