Conceptual Art Enthusiast Gifts

The Last Temptation of Christo

"This is one of the artist's unstarted works."

'It's a piece of conceptual art...'Milk and Eggs'...$56,000 Every day we have to pour fresh milk in the glass, and replace the eggs.'

"The catalogue raisonné of Christo"

Art Gallery

The table is doomed to repeat itself.

Tracey Emin's Bed

Empty Room with a Ladder and a Sign Saying 'More Upstairs'.

'It's called 'Reverse'.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and the electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be?"

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Candle Portraits.

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Children's Art Show.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'