Conceptual Artist Gifts

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Best Metaphor?

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

Oh, you're right. It doesn't say side effects, it says special effects.

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Business as unsual'

Bird in a cage dreams about a man in a cage.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

First Prize.

Life is unfair 50 cent per hit.

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

Taking the concept too far....

"I'm transgander."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Convenience.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

The Cremaster Cycle

'My first camera'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Things are looking up!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Frank Zappa

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Tracey Emin's Bed