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A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Best Metaphor?

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Business as unsual'

Bird in a cage dreams about a man in a cage.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

First Prize.

Life is unfair 50 cent per hit.

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

Taking the concept too far....

"I'm transgander."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Convenience.

'My first camera'

"Things are looking up!"

The Cremaster Cycle

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Tracey Emin's Bed

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'