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R. Mutt 1917

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Convenience.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Cremaster Cycle

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Things are looking up!"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Truman Capote

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Charlotte Rampling

Petrarch

Pyramids exploding.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

The Red Carpet

The Algonquin Round Table

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'