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Performance Artist, Performance Spectator

'You must first identify yourself, madam.'

Living in a wine bottle.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Pastorius wonders why.

Misunderstood artist

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Convenience.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Things are looking up!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

The Cremaster Cycle

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Gesundheit."