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The Last Temptation of Christo

"This is one of the artist's unstarted works."

'It's a piece of conceptual art...'Milk and Eggs'...$56,000 Every day we have to pour fresh milk in the glass, and replace the eggs.'

"The catalogue raisonné of Christo"

Art Gallery

The table is doomed to repeat itself.

Tracey Emin's Bed

Empty Room with a Ladder and a Sign Saying 'More Upstairs'.

'It's called 'Reverse'.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and the electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be?"

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Convenience.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'