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"Things are looking up!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Convenience.

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Joe Biden

Surreal ale

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

The Cremaster Cycle

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."