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"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wagging Dog

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Convenience.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Art Gallery.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"He's an abstract artist."

"Things are looking up!"

Brainstorm in progress.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'