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"It's an honest piece"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Convenience.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

The Cremaster Cycle

"Things are looking up!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Tracey Emin's Bed

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Plane Migration.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

Couples consideration of Damien Hirst's dead shark

"Too busy."

"It's called 'ever been had?'."