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"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Too busy."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"It's an honest piece"

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

We only go around once

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

Is there anything worse than the aging process? The thing that comes after the aging process.

Art Gallery View.

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

Death is just a side-effect of living.

Miracle gro bird seed.

The Master Switch

"Race ya ..."

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

Highway of Life

"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out."

'I decided Walter, I wanted to be more than just a 'golf widow'.'

Rodin's Thinker.

"Oh, a guy paid me to take his place here."