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'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

We only go around once

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."