Science Contemplator T-Shirts

Dress your science enthusiast in witty, science-inspired T-shirts that celebrate their inquisitive spirit—great for everyday wear or casual lab days.

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'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.' mockup

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

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Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone. mockup

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

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'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.' mockup

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

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Sisyphus during Covid

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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Experts through the ages.

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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Differing thoughts of male and female. mockup

Differing thoughts of male and female.

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation. mockup

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

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"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

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'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.' mockup

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?' mockup

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

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'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.' mockup

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

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Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.' mockup

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

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'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.' mockup

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

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Apocalipsis

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This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench. mockup

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

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"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise." mockup

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

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'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.' mockup

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

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"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control." mockup

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

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"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'" mockup

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

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'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.' mockup

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

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"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space." mockup

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

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"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets." mockup

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

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'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.' mockup

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

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"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?" mockup

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

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"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?" mockup

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

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Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!' mockup

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

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'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.' mockup

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

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"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe." mockup

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

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'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.' mockup

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

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Science Contemplator T-Shirts Collection

Science Contemplator Mugs

Explore our collection of science-themed mugs to inspire their daily coffee breaks with wit and wonder.

Science Contemplator Pillows

Discover cozy science-themed pillows that blend comfort with curiosity, perfect for adorning sofas or beds.

Science Contemplator Prints

Browse our inspiring science prints to decorate their space with thoughts that ignite curiosity and wonder.