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'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Professional woman in pub

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

The Master Switch

"If I were a dog I'd only be nine years old."

I think we need to come to terms with the fact that our God is a cr**py God!