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"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

A man looks up at the earth

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Apocalipsis

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Valuation of Heaven

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"