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'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Jesus wept

'What did He do before he was God?'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Apocalipsis

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"So it wasn't bullsh*t after all."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Start at the beginning? Is that before or after I created heaven and earth?"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"That's just so God."

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."