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'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'What did He do before he was God?'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Jesus wept

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Apocalipsis

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"So it wasn't bullsh*t after all."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Start at the beginning? Is that before or after I created heaven and earth?"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

We only go around once

"That's just so God."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'