Universe Contemplator T-Shirts

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Origins of Everything

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

Buffering

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Stephen Hawking

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

'It looks like our time is up.'