Existential Contemplator T-Shirts

"Oh, a guy paid me to take his place here."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

reincarnated worm...

'Hamlet'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

Pastorius wonders why.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Needs to get a life"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Is this who I am?"