Existential Contemplator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the existential contemplator in your life? Our curated selection celebrates deep thinkers with witty and profound designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These items are ideal for sparking meaningful conversations or providing comfort during reflective moments. Whether they’re pondering life's mysteries or simply enjoy a touch of humor about existence, you'll find something that resonates. Celebrate their inner philosopher with unique, thought-provoking gifts that make everyday moments more meaningful.

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"Oh, a guy paid me to take his place here."

"Oh, a guy paid me to take his place here." mockup

"Oh, a guy paid me to take his place here."

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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reincarnated worm...

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'Hamlet'

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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"Why bother?"

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Chiller Theatre

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Pastorius wonders why.

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"Needs to get a life"

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'" mockup

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic." mockup

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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Extreme Sisyphus

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Optimist

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?" mockup

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis." mockup

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.' mockup

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?" mockup

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity." mockup

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

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"Is this who I am?"

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Existential Contemplator Gifts Collection

Existential Contemplator Mugs

Explore more mugs with witty and thoughtful designs perfect for the existential contemplator. Find a gift that sparks reflection with every sip.

Existential Contemplator Pillows

Browse our pillows designed for the contemplative soul. Add comfort and a touch of humor to their space with these thoughtful designs.

Existential Contemplator Prints

Find inspiring prints that encourage reflection and conversation. Perfect for the philosophical mind or any thoughtful space.

Existential Contemplator T-Shirts

Discover our collection of t-shirts that speak to the deep thinker. Witty, reflective, and stylish options for those who love pondering life's big questions.