Extinction Contemplator Gifts

'It looks like our time is up.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Just you wait!"

Apocalipsis

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."