Extinction Contemplator T-Shirts

'It looks like our time is up.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Just you wait!"

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Apocalipsis

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'

"You B******s! How many dinosaurs did you murder to get all those bones?!? NO wonder they went extinct!"