Extinction Empathizer T-Shirts

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

Extinction rebellion...

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The Golfing Accident

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Long shift?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Couple

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Bring your problems to work day.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Unhappy clown.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Bio-obsolescence