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"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Golfing Accident

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Long shift?'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Pencil eraser."

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"Hell: The Airport"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

Anxiety/More Anxiety

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