Anxiety Empathizer Pillows

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Golfing Accident

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Long shift?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"Pencil eraser."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

Anxiety/More Anxiety

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