Elephant Empathizer Pillows

"Visible elephants give faster catharsis."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

The Golfing Accident

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Long shift?'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Elephant ass selfie.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Table Of The Elephants

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"now let's try one without the tusks."

I see braces in his future.

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Elephant in the Room

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Things we need to acknowledge

Dumbo in Space

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'